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If a four-letter man marries a five-letter woman, he was thinking, what number of letters would their children be?

Yep thats it

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My guide to goodness may be failing

I am trying to figure out what my punishment should be for breaking my own moral/ethical laws. I am not sure why I made them so strict. Like, thou shall not be vindictive and kill someones marriage/happiness with the truth. Or thou shall not put screws in other peoples tires. Or thou shall not take pleasure in others (self inflicted) misforture. Or thou shall not spit venom. Damn its hard to be a nicester. People are awful, non-compassionate, selfish ninnys. I am figuring out that fighting fire with flowers gets 60% of your body covered with third degree burns.

“We usually know what we can do, but temptation shows us who we are.” Thomas Kempis

Damn temptation. Fight the power. Satan is everywhere....at least all the places I look.

Valentines quotes

“We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.” Albert Camus

“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.” Friedrich Nietzsche

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you” Friedrich Nietzsche

“Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.” Thomas Kempis

Q: "What do you think when you see a pretty girl walking down the street?"
A: "One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her'. The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick?"
--Edmund Kemper

Calling all Matthew Q's

Hey buddy.

Ain't that the truth

It is normal to give away a little of one's life in order not to lose it all.” Albert Camus